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Phases of the Breakup.

Ever wondered what happens AFTER the breakup? A person would undergo the corresponding phases in order to cope with the ordeal. Enjoy!

Phase 1 - The emo phase.

This is when everything seems to remind you of her. That song you used to share. The places you used to go. The messages you used to receive. The stupid smell that she used to wear that your bestfriend is now using. Normally this is the phase where you need people to support you. Phase 1 ends after your phone bill skyrockets and alot of emo mamak sessions.

Phase 2 The getting over phase/ Realization phase.

This is when your friends finally knocked some sense in that thick skull of yours and you realize that your SO MUCH better of without him/her in your life. You thought back and wondered why you wasted all your tears over someone that isn't worth it. You would probably get mindfucked and end up being a player. OR you just get over it. Whichever comes first.

Phase 3 The ignoring/Testosterone Filled Moments (read- anger driven)

This is where you just down right ignore that person and try your best not to be at all involved or affiliated with that person AT ALL. This phase may eventually lead to you finding that person increasingly annoying. Like, really annoying. She/he might do things that annoy you to the max. Like suddenly adding all your friends on your Facebook friendlist and act like best friends. I'M JUST SAYING.
You would either layan that person half-heartedly or not at all. Most likely the latter one.

Phase 4 You'll write a long blogpost about this and laugh about it.

After all that and you expect me to still be friends? Yeah, like thats gonna happen. And yes, I am in Phase 4 at the moment. Hope you enjoyed that!

-J

4 comments:

Ken Wooi said...

i wont write a blogpost about it.. =P

Ken Wooi said...

i mean.. even if it happens to me lah.. =)

Ross Stephenson said...

lol dude... don't worry bout it... though after reading your analysis, i think you should be a psychologist, like me!

Justin said...

Hahaha hope you guys liked it!